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THE HORROR
8 March 2009
Kick a Cripple for Human Rights
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12 January 2009
Death to the Fashionistas
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25 September 2007
Random Vitriol
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19 February 2007
Why Boobies are Evil
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30 December 2006
People I Hate, Part III
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21 October 2006
The Evil Reign of Crainte Blanche
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22 August 2006
My Middle-East Roadmap for Peace
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3 May 2006
Stop lying, you fuckers
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21 February 2006
Put on a dressing gown, you skanky whore
01 October 2005
People I Hate, Part II
25 July 2005
Save the World.... not
26 May 2005
Why I Don't Care That I'm Killing Music
7 January 2005
So sorry, it's my culture
9 December 2004
Don't get excited — you're just dead
7 November 2004
The 1% Society
16 October 2004
The Great 6-Step AIDS Plan
11 October 2004
DBM takes on the feminists
5 October 2004
What the future holds for us
1 October 2004
In the realm of the Fashion Fascists
2 September 2004
Why I agree with the Taliban
16 August 2004
Fuckall's Doorstep
4 August 2004
Things advertisers do just to annoy me
25 July 2004
Your parents were trying to kill you
19 July 2004
A plea for Sanity
11 July 2004
The decapitated American and other people I hate
30 June 2004
The Go-Go-Gadget Democracy
29 June 2004
Fuck off with your 3-word slogans
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