This site is evil and makes fun of the handicapped and the misfortunate. If you don't like it, piss off. All of it was written by me, but in a kind of ultra-receptive hypnotic trance in which I channel a very bad person. This person is dead and cannot be sued. I cannot give his name, because it's impossible to write using any kind of alphabet known to man. If you are offended by this site, consider the plight of all the millions of refugees in the world and go help them instead. Oh, and shut the fuck up.